this is from several years ago but haven’t we all been there?
i don’t even really know you
you came with a friend of mine
who left with someone else
when you were feeling fine
and now you’re drunk in my bathroom
and i want to go to bed
i’m so sorry that you lost it
but glad that you found the loo
those cookies that you tossed
took several days to do
so now you’re drunk in my bathroom
and i want to go to bed
i’ve cleaned out all the ashtrays
put all the toys away
rearranged the magazines
cleaned up the lingerie
but you’re still drunk in my bathroom
and i want to go to bed
i admit i found you funny
and cute in an off-beat way
that made my goosebumps jump
at thoughts of how we’d play
but now you’re drunk in my bathroom
and i want to go to bed
i just want to go to bed